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shesabeautt:

I just love the Internet wow

shesabeautt:

I just love the Internet wow

Don’t reblog. Screenshot it and tag your OTPs

Don’t reblog. Screenshot it and tag your OTPs

the-consulting-awkwardite:

Can we talk about the fact that there are two porn actors who look almost EXACTLY like Dan and Phil including their clothes, right down to the fact that Dan doesn’t pull up his trousers properly?

the-consulting-awkwardite:

Can we talk about the fact that there are two porn actors who look almost EXACTLY like Dan and Phil including their clothes, right down to the fact that Dan doesn’t pull up his trousers properly?

Bumble Bee Gives a High Five!! HD (by Mark Clark)

Internally pmsl at my mums phone conversation
mum: did you see all the news reports about the tycoon?
mum: not the tycoon- the typhoon!
mum: not the typhoon, I mean the torpedo!
mum: no, not the torpedo- the tornado!
mum: got there in the end
q: if cas was to go shopping for himself, what would he buy?

castiels-wormstache:

misha: *debates whether cas would be into busty asian beauties too* no, i think actually he would still like the simple little things, you know like those pinwheels that spin around that children play with? *in cas’s voice* dean, check this out. dean. dean, can we put this on the front of the impala?

jaydeleau:

so you mean to tell me that guys can get a ton of condoms for free

but i’m still paying like $10 for tampons/pads a month 

even tho i did not sign the terms and conditions for this ‘menstruation’ shit for the next 30 years?

guys dont HAVE to have sex u know

but sure lets make sure they’ve got everything they need

cus i definitely love using the last of my money on shit to make sure i dont BLEED RIVERS ALL OVER THE PLACE AND RUIN ALL MY CLOTHES

ok

A guy in my psychology class said he thought orientation could possibly be a choice;

xxic:

i-live-for-glitter-not-you:

i-live-for-glitter-not-you

Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now.

Him: No.

Me: Why not?

Him: Because I don’t find men attractive

Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive

Him: ……. I can’t.

Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN’T????

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stOP

THIS IS THE BEST ARGUMENT TOWARDS THIS EVER OMFLKRFJHELKFJHQWKJDHQEFKJHQFKJWEHFKWDJ;lejf;WELFJLWEFJKWEFJWEK

laufeystarks:

legolastheobvious:

quinnosaur:

lordbovineiscthulhu:

alrightpotter:

legolastheobvious:

hands up if you sing duets with yourself

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Fuck that I sing “Bohemian Rhapsody” by myself

IS THIS THE REAL LIFE

if you cunts think you’re about to start singing bohemian rhapsody on my post I will kick you so fucking hard your mother’s mother will feel it

is this just fantasy…